Here are some of the funniest tweets I saw over at Twitter land this week…

@DigiTimeCapsule said: “LMAO My 9 YO son said “mommy, I really want chocolate, I think I have what you have” I said what’s that, he said, “My Period” So Funny!!!”

@ShawnaF said “Found out why child won’t stop picking nose: thinks there is chocolate up there. Husband must believe this as well, judging by the evidence.”

@herbadmother said “Just caught baby at potted plant stuffing face full of dirt. Thank god it wasn’t someone else’s dirty booby!”

Here are the stupidest ones I found…

“Just picked the lint from my belly button. Now my finger stinks”

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Courtney is the traveling mom! She has 3 girls and is the founder of Detroit Mommies and currently lives in Florida. You can follow her on Twitter @courtneyRVL.